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Arisugawa Dice | MC Dead or Alive ([personal profile] chronicgambler) wrote2020-10-21 05:44 pm
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[personal profile] chronicgambler 2020-04-22 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
man i never heard it before dont judge! i had to watch that like 3 times to get it
zunge: (I want to walk in the open wind)

[personal profile] zunge 2020-04-22 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm finding a lot of ppl haven't heard it before

at least you got it
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[personal profile] chronicgambler 2020-04-22 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
short jokes are better dont make me think so hard man not enough hrs in the day

like a good joke

is like

horse walks into a bar
the bartender says "y the long face"

CLASSIC u know?
zunge: (could you tell I didn't care?)

[personal profile] zunge 2020-04-22 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I worry for the state of your brain if that was a struggle

that one's kinda lame though. the horse in a bar one
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[personal profile] chronicgambler 2020-04-22 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
what do u call it im into like i want stuff short and done with if it aint a thrill

its not lame its CLASSIC
zunge: (I was upset you see)

[personal profile] zunge 2020-04-22 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
go ahead and like the short stuff, not what I was getting at

there are much better short ones. like these:

why do we tell actors to break a leg?

because every play has a cast



or



what do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards?

a receding hare-line
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[personal profile] chronicgambler 2020-04-22 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
1st one ok kinda funny

2nd one HILARIOUS
zunge: (you'd better ask yourself)

[personal profile] zunge 2020-04-22 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
okay so you have some taste

I got a whole slew of rabbit jokes
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[personal profile] chronicgambler 2020-04-22 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
yo u got a theme i like it

i got a frog joke wanna hear it
zunge: (but I'm sorry I don't pray that way)

[personal profile] zunge 2020-04-22 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
are frogs your theme or something?

go ahead.
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[personal profile] chronicgambler 2020-04-22 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
i dont got a theme im going where the wind takes me man

ok

Why did the frog take the bus to work?

Because his car got toad away
zunge: (I would like a place I could call my own)

[personal profile] zunge 2020-04-22 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess that one's all right.




what is a rabbit's favorite dance style?

hip-hop.
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[personal profile] chronicgambler 2020-04-22 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
omg hip hop im

my sides
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[personal profile] zunge 2020-04-22 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
get stitches if need be


how do rabbits and frogs settle their disputes?

by playing hopscotch.
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[personal profile] chronicgambler 2020-04-22 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
oh bc they both hop i get u lol omg

okok

How do you throw a space party?
You planet!
zunge: (I want to breathe in the open wind)

[personal profile] zunge 2020-04-22 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
hmm...

Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party?

Because he is a party pooper.
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[personal profile] chronicgambler 2020-04-26 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
okokokokok


What is a duck's favorite game to play?

Billiards.
zunge: (I choose to live)

[personal profile] zunge 2020-04-27 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
What's the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit?

One is a fit bunny, and the other's a bit funny!
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